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justfuckingusecloudflare.com is a satirical, opinionated site arguing that developers should consolidate their infrastructure onto Cloudflare's product suite (Workers, R2, D1, KV) instead of juggling many separate services. It was shared on Hacker News as a side project meant to capture the author's genuine preference for the Cloudflare stack, presented in deliberately blunt language. Reactions are mixed — some developers agree with the simplicity argument, while others cite privacy and vendor lock-in concerns.